[ BFB 18 ] Ruby: "Sorry mommy, did I do a no-no again?" - Sparta Remix

I thanked my aunt for a $2 keychain—until she revealed she gave me a $400K apartment… During Christmas dinner, I thanked my aunt for the keychain she’d sent me for my birthday two months earlier. She stopped stirring the sauce and said, “I bought you a $400K apartment. The keychain came as a freebie.” My entire family—who had been smiling… For one beat, the only sound in the room was the old wall clock and the muted football game drifting in from the living room. Even the candles seemed to hesit